Scotch Rocks

Seriously, though... 

Scotch. Get used to it. It's delicious and it's diet friendly.

Ingredients

1. Scotch, -single malt, you heathen! 
2. Whiskey Stones or Ice
     -- (Both are links, choose one and buy it, you'll thank me later)

Directions

1. Man up.
2. Just drink it already..
3. It'll start to grow on you after a while.
4. See it's GOOD right!?

Enjoy that shit.